jackie? oh.... who knew newfoundland produced such beauty? straight from the rock comes our latest zerokid, jackie, with 7 new pictures fresh off the boat. they say that when you go to newfoundland you should drink a glass of screech and kiss a cod. i think i'd rather drink a cold heineken and kiss jackie. if you want to send us pictures of yourself kissing a cod or doing anything else with a cold dead fish you might fancy, we will post them on this site as long as there are 1 or more of our shirts involved in the whole seamy mess. click here to learn more........   ::faq    zerokidz    /art/store    contact::

welcome to the future! we are proud to announce that we have launched in stock 1.0, a page entirely devoted to in stock, screenprinted merchandise. thanks to a simple database we have set up, we're now able to update stock numbers online, meaning that you can actually see how many shirts are currently available in each size and color. the best part of this system is that it means we can get your order wrapped and in the mail to you within 48 hours! we are hoping that in time in stock will grow much larger, featuring a wider range of designs and shirts, and there are already plans underway for many more shirts within a month. please read the in stock faq page to get the skinny on our latest shirt store. (please note that shirts ordered through the visualiser are still made to order and take 3 to 6 weeks to arrive)   ::faq    zerokidz    /art/store    contact::

while the azmatik vulture took january off to pursue other things, he's returned with a new graf n' corruption featuring one of halifax's most prolific artists, tobin. and if that weren't enough, he's managed to throw together another little mix and post it on our streaming audio page at radio free zero, a little something he's entitled "prmix 1". february's here now folks- it's time to wake up again.   ::faq    zerokidz    /art/store    contact::

made in canada we're happy to announce that as of december 1st, 2003, all of the shirts available on this web site are now made in canada or the usa. while we've always tried to source as much domestically made stuff as possible in the past, we finally made the decision to go all the way and have 100% of our products cut, sewn and printed in north america. and so all of our t-shirts, hoodies and longsleeved shirts are now made by king fashions in calgary alberta, our mens' baseball tees and ringers are created in vancouver bc by fairline and of course we still entrust los angeles california's american apparel for all of our ladies' shirts and undies. as a result of this change, you may find that some of your favorite colors are no longer available, while there are even more colors in other styles. rest assured that we will always keep our eyes peeled for new styles and colors, and the selection will always grow. and you no longer have to be worried that your t-shirt may have been made under less than ideal working conditions in a country you'll probably never even visit. we stand on guard for thee!!   ::faq    zerokidz    /art/store    contact::

¿contest? i was having a crisis of confidence- a moral dilemma. instead of wrestling with my own inner demons i decided to turn to you, the faithful contest-enterer of zeroboutique, for an answer. my life-or-death question was, of course, nipples in the visualiser- yes or no?, and i'm happy to say that the people have spoken and their voices will be heard. yes, it's a great day for democracy and for nipples alike. here are some of your comments: no. only if there's nipples on the unisex mannequins too. equality! witch's tittie no. if i wanted to see nipples, i'd just look at my own. mmmm... puffy...l. aldridge yes. sure, but i think it would only work if you got an old hobo to model for you. now that would be beyond sexy- that is hot! jordyn b no. unless they are mens'. femme-bot yes. no. krisnfred yes. of course, same with all other body parts. ryan yes! oh god yes. i came, i saw, i came again. shinde kudasai yes. alien eyeballs are squishy. echo well, that's 5 for the nipples and 4 against them. rubbing up against them that is, mmmmmmm.... uh, sorry. so the nipples stay for the time being, though who knows, i may get sick of looking at them and take them off myself. i just realized how ridiculous it would look if i put nipples on the guys' shirts, so i have to admit that there are only nips there because it gives me some kind of sick twisted pleasure. not because, you know, it's anatomically correct or some other bullshit line i trotted out to justify my own perversions.... anyway, thanks for entering, and femmebot gets the free shirt for telling it like it is. anyway, onto this month's contest, which is a revival of one of our most poplular contest questions of all time..... this month's contest: what's your favorite food that has been discontinued? fave food: name: just to clarify: i'm looking for a food product, like cherry flavored chips or c3p0 cereal. and yes, i am so deperate that i'm recycling old contest questions. so shoot me.   ::faq    zerokidz    /art/store    contact::